omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
