dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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