Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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