Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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