I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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