I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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