you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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