yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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