batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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