you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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