I smell stomach acid.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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