And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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