Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I checked into jail on foursquare
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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