don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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