Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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