you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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