Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I had to cum in my sink.
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