This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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