She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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