Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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