Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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