So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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