Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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