I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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