and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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