He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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