2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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