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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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• (631): View more from New York

  Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat

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• (512): View more from Texas

  On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails

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  I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"

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  The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  What are your plans?

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  Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.

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  At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.

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