question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂