My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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