In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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