fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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