Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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