There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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