2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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