awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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