When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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