I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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