I feel like I'm in dance class right now
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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