My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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