Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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