so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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