i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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