There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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