I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
