I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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