i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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