so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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