Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Can I color on your dick again?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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