she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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