you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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