Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she told me i tasted like america
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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