no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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