Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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