It's Friday. Sex?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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