ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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