is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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