Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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