I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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